We’ve missed a couple award shows, but the dream critique team is back in business! Let’s hit it!

Awkwafina, in Dsquared2

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M: That is awesome! Sparkle, sparkle everywhere!
J: I love it because she looks like Ms. Allan my librarian!
R: That pink is my FAVORITE! That bow I love it.

Linda Cardellini, in Schiaparelli Couture

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M: Uh she kind of looks half-naked. That’s the same material my tutu uses. With her face makeup her head looks different from her actual body. You don’t need that much makeup!
J: I like it because it is pinkish and fluffy.
R: BEAUTIFUL! Like you have a scarf on you.

Billy Porter in Christian Siriano

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M: That’s my man! What. A. Gown.
J: I don’t like it.
R: Pretty! It’s white AND black.

Kacey Musgraves in Giambattista Vali Couture

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M: What the heck?! I’m speechless about how bad this is.
J: I really like the silver bow in the middle. The rest is just ok.
R: aNOTHER pink one!

Glenn Close in Carolina Herrera by Wes Gordon

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M: Girlfriend, that’s too much dress! You can’t dress like you’re going to get the Oscar unless you KNOW you’re getting the Oscar.
J: All hail Queen of Gold!
R: I love it cause I like the gold.

Rachel Weisz in Givenchy Couture

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M: Is that painful? I mean, even her face looks a little uneasy about the dress.
J: Nice with the plastic dress but did you wash your hair?
R: WHAT IS THAT.

Mahershala Ali in Ermenegildo Zegna and Amatus Sami-Karim

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M: Galaxy like. Like someone painted the galaxy on glass and then it got shattered.
J: The perfect Space Couple!
R: So nice! I don’t know what it looks like.

Jason Mamoa in Fendi

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M: I think he needs to comb out his hair more but the pink tuxedo is really nice.
J: Shouldn’t you be saving the world instead of at the Oscars? I would have rather seen you in blue, Aquaman!
R: Piiiiiiink!

Dame Helen Mirren in Schiaparelli Couture

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M: Speechless. Exquisite.
J: The pinkish beauty
R: I like so many pinks!

Melissa McCarthy in Brandon Maxwell

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M: She needs different pants. Pants are not supposed to go up to your boobs and then still be dripping over your shoes. Also, the cape is weird.
J: I would have rather seen this in all black or all white.
R: Her don’t have a dress on!

Melissa McCarthy

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M: Something about that dress just doesn’t seem right. I think I see a hedgehog there.
J: The rabbits and cats queen!
R: Why she covered in cats?

Gemma Chan in Valentino

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M: Since when does a dress have POCKETS (he asked angrily)? This looks like someone cut holes in a trash bag that they dyed pink.
J: Pink blob!
R: Soooooo pretty! Oh more pink! (she was literally shaking in excitement)

Chadwick Boseman in Givenchy Couture

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M: Wakanda forever! It looks like a suit that would be worn in Wakanda.
J: It looks like your own panther suit!
R: He no wear a dress! (insert brief conversation that not all men are Billy Porter) He have pants and shirt and shoes. I like the color.

Maya Rudolph in Giambattista Vali

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M: It’s really ugly.
J: The earrings don’t go very well with the dress.
R: I LOVE THAT!

Jennifer Hudson

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M: She has people to help lift that, right? A dress that long doesn’t really work with a tuxedo and I don’t like that belt with it.
J: How long did it take you to make that?
R: WHOA! So long! Is so big on her!

Spike Lee in Ozwald Boateng

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M: Oh yeah! 24 karat magic in my shooooeeeesss! I also really like the story behind his necklace. And the purple tuxedo is everything!
J: Purple. Gold shoes. AWESOME!
R: Hahahahaha! I like that outfit! I like the purple!

John Mulaney in Pal Zileri

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M: His jacket looks like the stuff on our couches at church…
J: I like the tuxedo. You have a really nice smile!
R: I love it on him!

Danai Gurira in Brock Collection

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M: That fabric needs ironed.
J: Your dress is so pretty and my sister was you for Halloween!
R: Her is from Black Panther? I love that clothes. She pretty.

Best Dressed
M: Billy Porter
J: Melissa McCarthy (the rabbit dress) & Chadwick Boseman
R: Melissa McCarthy (the rabbit dress)

Worst Dressed
M: Rachel
J: Billy Porter
R: Kasey Musgraves

Do you agree? Who would be on your best/worst lists?